peanutbuttarunna:

a-fucking-creeper:

mareeps:

they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

mint romney and obamanana split

i’m 500% done with this site

barackyroad

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

thordoftherings:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

baboushkat:

in primary school we had to learn the multiplications tables and i was so so bad at them and my mum got so frustrated trying to teach them to me and one day she snapped and wrote 42 on my forehead (6x7) in permanent marker and i had to go to school for 3 days with 42 written on my forehead